thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid
ectobiolodaddy:

TAKING A BREEEEEEAK FROM STUDYING FOR MY PHYSIO+ANATOMY FINAL LMFAO

ectobiolodaddy:

TAKING A BREEEEEEAK FROM STUDYING FOR MY PHYSIO+ANATOMY FINAL LMFAO

earthdad:

do u know those ppl u just wanna hold hands with 24/7

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

blackfrostshenanigans:

BUT THEN THERE’S THIS DORK

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech. 

thismeatisundercooked:

creative process

pursvit:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

Friend: we have too many unfinished rps
Me: i know
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: so i have this idea for a rp

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

cosmickonett:

deadaradia is fav. i mean all aradias are adorable as hell, but this was the first real encounter so it’s special. hahaha.

cosmickonett:

deadaradia is fav. i mean all aradias are adorable as hell, but this was the first real encounter so it’s special. hahaha.

thesylverlining:

canissapien80:

disgustinghuman:

I was all “wow capybara and guinea pigs this is gonna help make me feel better”

But I was not expecting that to start playing and I couldn’t stop laughing.

thesylverlining

I wasn’t expecting the meerkat. (And yes, this is also very accurate. Quite.)