I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
TAKING A BREEEEEEAK FROM STUDYING FOR MY PHYSIO+ANATOMY FINAL LMFAO
do u know those ppl u just wanna hold hands with 24/7
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
BUT THEN THERE’S THIS DORK
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal
attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn
remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya
deadaradia is fav. i mean all aradias are adorable as hell, but this was the first real encounter so it’s special. hahaha.